Breaking News – Training at Cowboy stadium was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon after they decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Schaub: Knock, knock
Romo: Who’s there?
Schaub: Owen
Romo: Owen who?
Schaub: Owen 3 bitch!
Tornado warning issued for Dallas. Residents are advised to go to Cowboy’s Stadium for shelter, as the possibility for a touchdown there is highly unlikely.
What’s the difference between Linsay Lohan and Tony Romo? Linsay Lohan has a good line in front of her.
What does Dallas and Brokeback Mountain have in common? They both have cowboys that suck!
How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? Put up a goal post.
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